When I finished writing yesterday I left no doubt that I was feeling terrible. At that stage I was planning on spending the evening consuming vast quantities of cupcakes and alcohol, whilst finding people to talk to on MSN and Facebook. Luckily for my liver, it ended up being mainly cupcakes that were consumed, luckily for my friends, they weren’t online.
So what exactly did I do all evening? Did I drag myself out of bed? Nope, I stayed there. Bed is now my happy place. Did I have a massive sook and cry myself to sleep? No again and just for future reference, I only cry when I am extremely pissed off. I did however, come up with a brilliant way to keep myself entertained.
I came up with idea (and it sure isn’t an original one) of seeing if I could find random people online who would engage in dirty conversations with me. I decided to base my search in Queensland
This guy surprised me, after the introductions, with no hints from me, he just dove right into talking about the dirty stuff. See for yourself:
Inkwalls says:
you're cute
but so far away more than your 30km
Jess says:
indeed. this is a little bit of an experiment. a 'why the hell not' sort of thing lol
thanks for the compliment by the way
Inkwalls says:
no worries
ah ok
well im really into meeting ppl
is kinda hard for us
unless u have skype we could cam and chat i suppose?
Jess says:
no unfortunatly :(
Inkwalls says:
you coudl get it?
Jess says:
unfortunatly not with my internet connection. its actually pretty amazing that this messenger thing is working
Inkwalls says:
ah ok
well i guess ur
the principal does not however
Jess says:
my experiment was mainly just to find people to chat too. thin pickings in my area lol
Inkwalls says:
true
Jess says:
very true. have managed to make a few friends tho
Inkwalls says:
thats good then
any girls with skype?
lol
Jess says:
not that ive come across yet lol. i keep being contacted by lesbians as their dream date lol
but u need to have a sense of humor about u if u're going to sign up to a site like this
Inkwalls says:
lol
would u let a girl lick you out?
Jess says:
possibly yes
were u expecting me to answer?
Inkwalls says:
wasnt sure so i asked anyways
Jess says:
ha ha! well this is kinda where i was hoping my experiment would lead lol
Inkwalls says:
what too?
Jess says:
'interesting' conversation topics ;)
Inkwalls says:
haha
dont u have enough boys on here for that?
im sure they are all up for it
Jess says:
u'r the first random i've tried, 'interesting' chats are the go lol
Inkwalls says:
haha
well woudl be better if i was there fucking u
Jess says:
indeed it probably would. but as of yet no one has had that privilage
Inkwalls says:
u a virgin?
Jess says:
yes
Inkwalls says:
ok cool
do you have any sisters?
Jess says:
i do. and she isn't a virgin
unfortunatly 4 u she isn't single either lol
Inkwalls says:
how old is she?
Jess says:
19
i am the late bloomer of the family lol
Inkwalls says:
lol
if she was single could she join us
Jess says:
no, id rather play with a girl i'm not related to lol
Inkwalls says:
could she watch us?
or u watch me and her?
Jess says:
nope. but id be happy to have u watch me with someone else
Inkwalls says:
what girl would u choose?
Jess says:
a curvy girl. a brunette with medium breasts and considerable experience. im shy and like to have someone show me wat to do
Inkwalls says:
how old would u like her?
dont worry about experience i got it all
u just choose a girl ill be running the show im the male here
choose an age range for her
Jess says:
between 22 and 28. good to know someones in charge lol
Inkwalls says:
id want one younger
between 16-19
teenager
curvy and hot body
tight young pussy
dirty naughty school girl
Jess says:
19 would be acceptable. I myself was a gd little catholic school girl. only ever been kissed by one guy... but in more than one place ;)
Inkwalls says:
well could we meet half way and say 17
Jess says:
hmmm, how much experience would this 17 year old have?
Inkwalls says:
more than u
and remember
im running the show
ive got the experience
Jess says:
true, but if she's licking me out i want her to know what she's doing
Inkwalls says:
she will
j-atkins says:
good
Inkwalls says:
while she does that what you want me to do
Jess says:
i want you to bit my nipples. i like rough play
Inkwalls says:
i wanna fuck her tight ass
anyways
you need skype
talk gets boring too easy
Jess says:
not if you play with yourself at the same time
thats always fun
Inkwalls says:
nope
id much rather do it with somone in person
or
have u watch and talk to me on skupe while i do it
makes it more personal
plus i can see u then
talking
is boring sorry
u might have to find someone else
Jess says:
awww im sure i will lol
Inkwalls says:
u will
bye
xo
Jess says:
bye
Unfortunatly I didn’t find anyone else to talk to other than SNAG and I don’t want to play at having a naughty conversation with him. When by 12.30am I hadn’t found anyone else to talk to I must admit that was finding myself rather pissed off. At some point the idea of having a dirty conversation had managed to turn me on. I was actually quite surprised by this. I plan on trying again later tonight.
My other activity for the evening was browsing through the lists of ‘potential suitors’ as normal.Due to the size of this town, there aren’t too many people on the dating site that match my locality criteria. So I widened my search. By about 300kms. I just added so many people, In the end I couldn’t even be stuffed reading profiles. Yet at the same time so many people rejected me.
I did manage to have myself ‘accepted’ by a couple of people. I had one kind of entertaining conversation with a guy I’m going to call ‘Knife’. We just talked about board games. It was a fun conversation. I also spoke to ‘William’, just another normal sort of conversation. I mentioned my new job (at a party supply shop) and we talked about balloons for a while. It was also a good conversation, that is unil William did one of those online disappearing acts that I hate so much.
So concludes the evening of the Drunken Cupcakes. For some reason staying in bed made me tired so I was all tucked in by the relatively early time of 2am. I must admit I was still a bit upset by the Mr Good-Company thing, but as I had hoped, when I woke up this morning things just felt so much better. I think I may have just needed to have that horrible day of moping around. While I wouldn’t say I feel fantastic today, I certainly have a smile on my face. I really hope it sticks around.
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